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kalb
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Posted - 29 Nov 2010 :  19:53:39  Show Profile Send kalb a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, ¡°I need a good guard dog.¡±
And the clerk replied, ¡°Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.¡±
The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair.¡±
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, ¡°Karate that table.¡± The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said ¡°Karate my ass!¡±

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Sonic
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Posted - 29 Nov 2010 :  20:07:49  Show Profile Send Sonic a Private Message  Reply with Quote Copy this URL to Link to this Reply
hehe... an oldie but a goodie :)

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mikeamerica84
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Posted - 11 Jan 2020 :  05:13:43  Show Profile Send mikeamerica84 a Private Message  Reply with Quote Copy this URL to Link to this Reply
I just realized that today is my 12th annivesary of being on V8 Central. Thanks for having this yank, men!

With that.... 12..... Here's one for you to revive this long dormant thread:

A guy is walking to the grocery store to get some goods. He has to pass by a mental health institution on the way. It is surrounded by a huge wall to keep the patients in.

As he gets close, he hears these loud chants from the other side of the wall. "TWELVE! TWELVE! TWELVE!" All of the members must be yelling it. He passes it up and goes the the store and gets his groceries. They keep chanting. "TWELVE! TWELVE! TWELVE!"

On the way back, he is approaching the institution once again. "TWELVE! TWELVE! TWELVE!"

He is now wondering what is happening on the other side of the wall. He then sees this small crack in the wall, so he decides to look through the crack with one eye. Right then, a patient on the other side pokes him in the eye with a stick through the crack. He jumps back, holding his now extremely sore eye.

"THIRTEEN! THIRTEEN! THIRTEEN!"

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Sonic
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Posted - 13 Jan 2020 :  08:46:17  Show Profile Send Sonic a Private Message  Reply with Quote Copy this URL to Link to this Reply
:D

Some jokes just never get old! Happy birthday Mike!

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