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tommo11
Team Manager



Indonesia
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Posted - 06 Mar 2019 :  19:41:09  Show Profile  Visit tommo11's Homepage Send tommo11 a Private Message  Reply with Quote Copy this URL to Link to this Reply
SUPER MASSIVE IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!?!?!???!!



Hi I already forgot the name of my team. I'm sure it was awesome though because I am a creative genius.

I have no cars, no designs, no actual sponsors and absolutely no idea what I am doing.

I also took the "throwing darts blindfolded" approach in picking my drivers.

Beat that.

triggered snowflake xox

Edited by - tommo11 on 06 Mar 2019 19:44:44
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Esurientes
Transporter Driver



Australia
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Posted - 12 Mar 2019 :  03:07:22  Show Profile Send Esurientes a Private Message  Reply with Quote Copy this URL to Link to this Reply


We are thrilled to announce the signing of a naming rights sponsor for the season here at Esurientes Autosports,
with Logitech coming onboard and therefore updating the Team name, Logitech ZillaLife Autosports.

We have completely refreshed the Logitech ZillaLife GTRs livery, as you can see by the shots Included Below!

Nvidia have also joined us as a Major Partner, along with Samsung, Castrol EDGE Oils, and Need For Speed by EA Games.

We Look forward to a successful season, see you at the Grand Prix!











My V8 Supercar Fandom Career Highlights
- Was at the mountain to be called an asshole by one of the greatest.
- Have been present at the finish line for every Supercar race Michael Caruso has ever won.
- Had grandstand seats at the Senna Chicane to see Bright do cartwheels.
- Managed to find Hidden Valley every June since 1998.

Edited by - Esurientes on 12 Mar 2019 19:58:51
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skaifeman
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Australia
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Posted - 12 Mar 2019 :  17:27:51  Show Profile Send skaifeman a Private Message  Reply with Quote Copy this URL to Link to this Reply
We've all been done by the width Esurientes, life on V8C can sometimes seem a little 90's-ish.
If you happen to find a code that constrains everything to 800 wide let me know, I've been purposely resizing images for years now!
Get it resized and give us a look.

Anyway... ummmm... back onto media... I might bastardise my Commodore this weekend for some better aero.


"Ford’s Bathurst winning bonus didn’t even cover the cost of the after-party" - Allan Moffat, 1977
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SportsExtra_Motorsport
V8 Champion



New Zealand
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Posted - 18 Mar 2019 :  13:21:34  Show Profile  Visit SportsExtra_Motorsport's Homepage  Click to see SportsExtra_Motorsport's MSN Messenger address Send SportsExtra_Motorsport a Private Message  Reply with Quote Copy this URL to Link to this Reply
Team Kayo goes red and black for Saturday and Sunday


https://givealittle.co.nz/cause/christchurch-shooting-victims-fund


Kayo Sports Team Nissan 151 during Thursday's qualifying

Heavy hearts set in at Kayo Sports Team Nissan 151 during Friday afternoon of the Melbourne 400 after learning of the terrorist attack in the teams home city of Christchurch.

With much of the team from New Zealand and lead driver Scott McLaughlin and team principal Andy Johns both from Christchurch a decision in conjunction with Foxtel to re-paint the cars red and black

the new look Kayo Sports Team Nissan 151 will debut Saturday morning for the 70km sprint race and remain on the vehicle all weekend. Silver Ferns will also be present as with the rest of the field.

Melbourne Saturday/Sunday Livery


Round 03/04 Tasmania (RedBus)/Phillip Island (Kayo)







Edited by - SportsExtra_Motorsport on 19 Apr 2019 00:05:31
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mikeamerica84
V8 Champion



USA
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Posted - 30 Mar 2019 :  04:46:42  Show Profile Send mikeamerica84 a Private Message  Reply with Quote Copy this URL to Link to this Reply

R&K Motorsports




Gorokan, NSW – After two rounds of the 2019 season, our Yank team based out of New South Wales currently sits dead last in the table. To rub salt in the wounds, the team was also completely thrashed at the AGP in the Tournament.

This called for an emergency board meeting by the Yellow Group:





“Gentlemen apes, we need to right this ship immediately.”





“I say we can that Stanaway bum! Better YET - Let’s get some of our boys to chew his face off! That usually gets the humans’ attention.
Try picking up a good looking girl in a bar when you don’t have a forehead anymore!”






“Now, now. No one is going to chew anyone’s face off. Mike wants to hang onto Stanaway for awhile.
Besides, we made some big team changes this week. At the LEAST we won’t be blown out again like at the AGP.”



Meanwhile, the patience of R&K Chiquita fans is getting stretched to the limit:




“This sucks. Let’s let the kids keep watching down here and we can go upstairs, ma. I’d rather have sex with a chimp than watch this mess.”





“Leave me alone! I’d rather triple bogey every hole than watch racing this year!”





These golfing blokes seemed totally oblivious to the current R&K state of affairs.





“I’m heading out to sea. Only a long cruise can calm my nerves anymore. Bon voyage, you landlubber racing saps.”


Yellow Group negotiators are still taking strides to possibly line up a new driver and crew:




“Stanaway. That’s right. S-T-A-N-A-W-A-Y. He’d make a good banana picker. We’ll even throw in a bag of shop towels.”





“We’d like to trade you Stanaway for Whincup.”





“Well…. f*** you, too, mate……”




On to Tasmania we will go with our new, shaken-up lineup.

The V8CFL - Without fantasy, life is simply life
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CP
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Australia
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Posted - 19 Apr 2019 :  13:17:00  Show Profile  Visit CP's Homepage Send CP a Private Message  Reply with Quote Copy this URL to Link to this Reply
Results for 7-Eleven Mobil 1 Racing

Round 1 - Superloop ADL 500 - Adelaide Parklands Circuit - Adelaide, South Australia
Race 1

Pos 16 - #711 - 7-Eleven/Mobil 1 - Todd Hazelwood - Ford Mustang

Race 2
Pos 18 - #711 - 7-Eleven/Mobil 1 - Todd Hazelwood - Ford Mustang

Round 2 - Beaurepaires Melbourne 400 - Albert Park Street Circuit - Melbourne, Victoria
Race 1

Pos 16 - #711 - 7-Eleven/Mobil 1 - Todd Hazelwood - Ford Mustang

Race 2
Pos 16 - #711 - 7-Eleven/Mobil 1 - Todd Hazelwood - Ford Mustang

Race 3
Pos 8 - #711 - 7-Eleven/Mobil 1 - Todd Hazelwood - Ford Mustang

Race 4
Pos 17 - #711 - 7-Eleven/Mobil 1 - Todd Hazelwood - Ford Mustang

Round 3 - Tyrepower Tasmania SuperSprint - Symmons Plains Raceway - Launceston, Tasmania
Race 1

Pos 5 - #711 - 7-Eleven/Mobil 1 - Todd Hazelwood - Ford Mustang

Race 2
Pos 16 - #711 - 7-Eleven/Mobil 1 - Todd Hazelwood - Ford Mustang

Round 4 - WD40 Phillip Island SuperSprint - Phillip Island Grand Prix Circuit - Phillip Island, Victoria
Race 1

Pos 3 - #711 - 7-Eleven/Mobil 1 - Todd Hazelwood - Ford Mustang

Race 2
Pos 14 - #711 - 7-Eleven/Mobil 1 - Todd Hazelwood - Ford Mustang

Edited by - CP on 19 Apr 2019 13:19:36
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mikeamerica84
V8 Champion



USA
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Posted - 23 Apr 2019 :  15:38:39  Show Profile Send mikeamerica84 a Private Message  Reply with Quote Copy this URL to Link to this Reply

R&K Motorsports




Gorokan, NSW - With a win in Race 2 at Symmons Plains preceded by a third place finish, the corporate headquarters at R&K Chiquita Motorsports was running on full throttle afterwards, not to mention the vibrations coming from the peaceful shores of the Shelly Beach race shop permeating across the land as our Yank based team secured their thirteenth race win of the current/modern era in the V8CFL.




“I watched the weekend flag to flag! Me and my chimp mates were going wild! Some are still up in the trees outside my house! The human neighbors are threatening to call the cops! Worse yet - they are crapping all over my driveway from the trees!”




“That Stanaway guy is a top shelf bloke! I knew it all along! I TOLD you! The best Aussie racer EVER!”









“But you wanted to have his face chewed off a few weeks ago.”




“He’s not Australian, either. He is from New Zealand. I think they call them guys Kiwis.”




“Ahhh… who the hell cares, gentlemen apes? You don’t see me flying off the handle when someone refers to me as being from ‘Africa’. I never correct them. I am specifically from Uganda – the EAST side. Same damn place.”



Meanwhile, all across New South Wales, R&K Chiquita fans were also celebrating. The pubs and clubs were in full swing.



“…. banging on the bongos like a chim-pan-zee…. Oh, no…... that ain't working... THAT’S the away you do it… money for nothing and your chimps for free…..”




“We are so glad we did not dump cable TV and FOX! Who cares if it costs and arm and a leg! Richie WON!”




“Great. Now he is just going to watch racing for the rest of the year and the lawn will go to hell.”


R&K Chiquita souvenir sales were also at a high:




“I can’t believe these idiots…. I mean…. sales are peaking! We are rolling in the dough!”




These can be ordered on line – with or without the shirts. The Arrow has already purchased THREE of them!



Marketing in grocery stores has also seen a huge uptick:



“Don’t let my pigeon-toed stance fool you. I have an extremely strong neck.”



Motorhead and body shop fans are also coming into the fold:



“Don’t laugh, mate. You’d be surprised how many babes are attracted to a car shaped like this. Want to watch me ‘peel out’?”




“I’m packed and ready to go to Barbagallo! I’ve never been out west before. They still have Swan Lager? My grandpa told me about drinking that.”




“Wow, they WON. And I thought Donald Trump winning was an upset.”



As we head to Perth, have a banana daiquiri on us…..




…. and party on.






Money for nothing…….. chimps for free…..

(keep repeating it - admit it, you like the vibe)




THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT!


The V8CFL - Without fantasy, life is simply life

Edited by - mikeamerica84 on 28 Apr 2019 13:17:32
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Helix
Pit Crew



Australia
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Posted - 10 May 2019 :  15:56:43  Show Profile Send Helix a Private Message  Reply with Quote Copy this URL to Link to this Reply
With 4th and a 3rd place finish in the latest round in Perth Shogun Autosport has catapulted to the top of the 2019 V8SFL.

CEO Helix couldn't be happier running around the workshop like a headless chook, and then stopping for a second to praise the hard work and dedication of his team.

New recruit Fabian Coulthard was given special mention as a rejuvenating figure around the team since coming on board.

Andre will find his feet within the team soon Helix was heard saying.

Winton poses new challenges for the clipped mustang but u can bet ur nelly we will be there fighting for the win.

2017 V8 Fantasy league series champion

2018 Enduro Cup Champions: Shogun Autosport / Helix and TGI Racing / Professor
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